An NYU girl (A Stern business major) was sharing various NYC nightlife stories with me when we were at the bar. This was by far the best one. And if you don't get it, you're part of the joke.
- "So this guy at the bar started talking to us. He thought we were just stupid dressed-up girls, so he tried his best 2007-era pick-up line. 'I work at a bank.' My friend and I give each other that look where we tacitly agree that he's a douchebag, we but decide to humor him.
'Oh wow, so where do you work?'
'Wachovia.'
'....BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAH, OKAY RETAIL BANKER'"
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