How-to: Not get pwned by a drifting girlfriend

I came across this wise-sounding tidbit on a message board I frequent...

Being a good boyfriend has nothing to do with buying her flowers and taking her to dinner. Those are things that a good boyfriend might do, but they could just as easily be done by someone that's sleeping with her sister. Don't associate doing them with having a healthy relationship. If you feel like you need to do them, then it's probably more likely they're a Band-Aid for a bad relationship.

Wow I never knew relationships could be so easy. It always sounds simple when older people talk about it. And then old old couples (30+ years) are just too endearing for words. I know I sound like a girl, I should be all YEAAA FUCK BITCHES DICK GO IN YO AZZZZ but I guess my testosterone levels are low at 4am. For whatever girls who may be reading this - you see? We think about this sappy shit. DON'T THINK I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT