Operation "Good Thing I Don't Work Here"

hey folks! welcome to another edition of eleung's spiteful (thx terrio) rants. only tonight won't be a rant...it'll be about an ingenious plan developed by connie and i as an effort to break the ice with a very pretty girl who works on the 3rd floor.

1. walk into the office and head up to the third floor. if she is there, proceed to step 2.

2. make several laps around the area, trying to act lost (it's really hard to do that after spending so much time in there...plus those who know me will be like dude wtf are you doing?)

3. after passing her cube a few times, approach and ask where residential computing is, or the bathroom, depending on which direction i happen to be coming from

4. should the question be where is rescomp, i shall ask her to direct me to the area

5. and when people say "hey eleung!" i'll have to think of something clever and witty to get myself out of the bind

6. "good thing i don't work here!"